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lameborghini:

what is it like to not be tired i can’t remember

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

strocka:

Does god exist? Is there an after life? Are we alone in the universe? How do you get a sock out of a vacuum?

pariism:

I’ll be wearing black to mourn the death of my motivation.

I’m wearing pyjamas to mourn the death of my motivation.

me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home: