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jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

"I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door"

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

buttonpoetry:

Neil Hilborn’s “OCD” just became the first slam performance EVER to top SIX MILLION views on YouTube! We also just added subtitle options in French and Chinese, so if you know people who would be better able to appreciate the poem in those languages, please share!

soy-un-weon-enano:

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I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.

(via d0wntime)

24/7

(via reeserussel)

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

fandomhoarder07:

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.

fandomhoarder07:

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THIS I SEE MORE CATS.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

FALSE! Still don’t have my shit together 

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

hello ladies cute feminist boy here

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

i am into consensual sex, i bathe, and i have gone four months without taking a human life