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officialunitedstates:

semi means half but semi-trucks are at least double the size of regular trucks

avengah:

Get to know me meme → [4/5] current celebrity crushes → Chris Pratt

Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in ‘GQ’ magazine.

grumpysalmon:

I thought this was a joke so I looked at his channel to find out how sincere he is and it is just 103 videos of conspiracies about how gas pumps have brains

grumpysalmon:

I thought this was a joke so I looked at his channel to find out how sincere he is and it is just 103 videos of conspiracies about how gas pumps have brains

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?
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sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

thismighthurt:

A Curse On My Exes

thismighthurt:

A Curse On My Exes

naturee-feels:

Please emotionally and intimately invest your time with someone who values and appreciates you.

Partners who do not value you are toxic. Sometimes that type of company is not worth compromising your sanity and over all peace.

naturee-feels:

Please emotionally and intimately invest your time with someone who values and appreciates you.

Partners who do not value you are toxic. Sometimes that type of company is not worth compromising your sanity and over all peace.

naturee-feels:

Please emotionally and intimately invest your time with someone who values and appreciates you.

Partners who do not value you are toxic. Sometimes that type of company is not worth compromising your sanity and over all peace.

naturee-feels:

Please emotionally and intimately invest your time with someone who values and appreciates you.

Partners who do not value you are toxic. Sometimes that type of company is not worth compromising your sanity and over all peace.